and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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