I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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