how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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