Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
