dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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