quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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