You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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