will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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