I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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