You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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