No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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