K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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