i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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