I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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