i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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