i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Girls should come with a carfax report
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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