You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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