what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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