i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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