Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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