we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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