why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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