Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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