Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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