I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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