mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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