Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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