He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I skipped work to stalk him.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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