so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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