I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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