Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
