You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
