let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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