Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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