Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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