I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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