just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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