she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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