i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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