is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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