I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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