you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There's always time for handjobs
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
