I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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