my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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