So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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