Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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