just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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