that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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