Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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