My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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