also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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