it wasn't lemon gatorade
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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