your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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