Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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