Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
BRING THE BAGELS
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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