she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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