when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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